The Entirety Of Hell Knows That Satan Has A Lover - Chapter 5

 

Although Yahweh is reticent, Lucifer still managed to coax a few words out of him.

For instance, when Hell is mentioned, a faint glimmer reflects in Yahweh's golden eyes, beautiful beyond measure, as if some unknown emotion is being revealed. Only then does Lucifer feel that he hasn't completely lost his emotions, unlike the zealous devotees who wholeheartedly believe in God.

They certainly wouldn't go for a walk with him, the Devil.

Lucifer gradually relaxed and spent several days bringing them closer during their walks. Most of the time, it was Lucifer who spoke, and the secrets of the Three Realms became fascinating and lively stories in his mouth, never boring. Yahweh listened attentively, occasionally twitching his sharp ears under his silver hair, striking directly at Lucifer's heartstrings.

If only Yahweh were an elf--

Lucifer felt some regret; if he could touch the pointed ears of an elf, he would have an eighty percent chance of bringing them back to Hell.

"Why do you always stare at me?" Yahweh asked him in suspicion, with an indifferent face completely detached from the world. Compared to the increasingly impetuous ordinary angels, he had a calm temperament and his behavior was full of natural impulsiveness, without any hint of retreat, even in front of Lucifer.

'I want to eat you.'

Lucifer suppressed his filthy thoughts and smiled without saying a word.

The topic was easily redirected by Lucifer, and they talked about the scenery of the mortal world. Yahweh had no objections.

Most of the time, Yahweh simply watched Lucifer with a calm gaze and an indifferent expression.

Yahweh watched him smile and saw the radiance in his eyes, as if gazing upon a beautiful and flawless treasure. At first, Lucifer was surprised by this look, but then he realized that Yahweh had not yet had the chance to connect with other beings in the mortal world and lacked the experience to know what was considered strange.

Yahweh was an archangel. Only an archangel who had never encountered darkness could treat Satan so calmly.

His gaze was too pure.

The clearness of his eyes seemed to be without a speck of dust in this world.

Lucifer wanted to add a little bit of his own color into his eyes, to turn this charming angel who might replace him into a second rebel. But before he could carry out this plan, Lucifer had already developed unusual feelings for Yahweh. Destroying Yahweh's would be a loss for him.

Yahweh is definitely a virgin.

This uniquely cold and beautiful person should be embraced and cherished by him. He wanted to take possession of Yahweh's purity like a true demon.

The progress of things was unexpectedly slow - Lucifer realized he had been overthinking things, he hadn't even held hands with Yahweh yet!

Satan had to admit that he was a jack-of-all-trades in everything else except for love, where he lacked the necessary skills.

He had to go to Hell and find a strategy for wooing angels.

So, under Yahweh's calm gaze, Lucifer smiled, knowing that he could crack even the most unmovable things. Pointing to a nearby spot, he said, "The flowers there are beautiful." While Yahweh turned his head, Lucifer swiftly approached and kissed the corner of his lips.

"Also very fragrant," Yahweh's cheeks were soft and fragrant.

Lucifer was very close to him, his black eyes shining like stars in the night, full of the pleasure of taking advantage.

Yahweh's entire body stiffened, harder than a rock. His golden eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe Lucifer would make such a move. It wasn't that he couldn't see Lucifer's actions or couldn't stop him, but rather that Lucifer's actions were too natural, and it was already too late when his lips touched the corner of Yahweh's mouth.

Yahweh's voice was as cold as ice, "Lucifer!"

Lucifer did not back down and whispered, "I need to go back to Hell. Today, I can only say goodbye to you."

Yahweh was stunned, "…Go back?"

Unexpectedly, Lucifer had already been in the mortal world for half a year, and this entire time was spent staying in this forest for Yahweh.

Of course, Lucifer had to go back.

Hell was the world he ruled and the responsibility he had to bear.

So, under Yahweh's icy gaze, Lucifer smiled wickedly at him, licked his lips with his tongue, as if giving some kind of implication, "Don't miss me too much, Yahweh." Without looking back, he walked towards Hell, leaving the feeling of a sudden change from warmth to cold in Yahweh's emotions.

Even though the forest behind him had consumed half a year of his energy, he had no attachment to them.

Satan's indifference was never less than Yahweh's.

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Passing through the void space that separated Heaven and Hell, as soon as the Gates of Hell saw him, they opened wide. The noisy and chattering sounds around him stopped as if someone had hit the pause button. With the reverence of countless low-level demons, Lucifer entered Hell. As he passed, the Gates of Hell said, "Your Majesty, Lord Beelzebub is looking for you everywhere!"

Lucifer thought to himself, "No wonder it always feels like someone is urging me to go back to Hell."

It turned out to be Beelzebub.

As soon as he stepped back into the palace, Beelzebub received the news and rushed over, saying, "Your Majesty, you've finally returned!" in a hurry.

Lucifer was taken aback by Beelzebub's excited tone, "What's the matter?"

Beelzebub immediately handed over a carefully crafted list.

All the beautiful demons and fallen angels were on the list, except for those who didn't interest Lucifer.

Lucifer quickly scanned the list and remembered that before he left Hell, he had almost selected a lover from the harem. If he had not met Yahweh, he wouldn't have minded finding a demon or fallen angel who caught his eye. But after experiencing the finest delicacies, who would still be interested in plain and simple things?

Taking his eyes off the list, Lucifer looked at Beelzebub in distress, wondering how to speak.

Beelzebub said pitifully, "Is it still not suitable?"

The background behind the Prime Minister of Hell became desolate and dim at a visible speed, as if it was about to turn to ashes.

Lucifer smiled lightly, "You did well."

Beelzebub was instantly filled with positive energy and excitedly said, "Your Majesty, tell me which demon has caught your eye, and I will make sure he comes tonight!"

Lucifer looked interested and said, "Are you so sure it's a 'him'?"

Beelzebub choked, "I always felt that Your Majesty wouldn't like women, so... I took the liberty to assume it was a man."

Lucifer smiled, "You guessed right."

Beelzebub was stunned.

Wait, did he hear that correctly? Satan actually admitted to liking men instead of women!

Beelzebub hadn't even had the chance to rejoice before he was hit by another message from Satan, leaving him dizzy and confused, "I have found a lover I am interested in, so I won't need to choose from the list in Hell for now. Keep the list as a backup for later."

Who? Who! Beelzebub screamed internally.

Lucifer seemed to enjoy the chaos and chuckled, "It was love at first sight."

He had a peculiar familiarity and bond with Yahweh, as if they were born to meet each other.

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The day Lucifer mentioned his love interest, it was not just Beelzebub who was heartbroken. Asmodeus also came to him in disbelief, "Your Majesty, are you sure you're not under some curse? You fell in love with someone outside of Hell?"

Was there really no one in all of Hell who caught the attention of the King?

"This is too tragic!" exclaimed Lucifer as he leaned on his throne. "Of course, it's not a curse. There's no curse in this world that can affect my feelings."

Asmodeus looked despairingly at him and pleaded, "Your Majesty, could you please tell me the name of this beauty?"

This guy has pried the fallen angels' corner!

"Shh," Lucifer put his index finger on his lips in a secretive manner. "I won't reveal it until I win their heart."

Asmodeus remained speechless.

The Sin of Lust received a great mental stimulation in a single day and wandered around like a sleepwalker.

After the uproar over the issue of the 'right of the first night,' not a single ripple was made. Hell's demons found out that the King didn't choose any of them to be his bed partner! For a moment, after paying the registration fee and bribing the higher-ups, the demons howled and cried in despair.

"Let us sleep with Lucifer!"

Upon hearing the "pleas" of his subjects, Satan lifted his eyelids, and the spectacle of thunder and lightning appeared in Hell.

The black magic thunderbolts fried the brains of the depraved demons.

Hell fell silent.

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In this chicken-like atmosphere of silence, Lucifer entered the library of the royal palace.

The fallen angels watched with eager eyes as their king walked towards the towering shelves and borrowed a few books. After Lucifer left, all the fallen angels in the hall looked at the librarian with covetous eyes, causing the powerful librarian to feel uneasy.

He trembled and pointed to the other side of the bookshelf, "His Majesty borrowed books from over there."

The fallen angels rushed over in a hurry.

Then they were collectively dumbfounded.

"How to Win Over Angels," "100 Ways to Love," "Make Your Enemy Fall in Love in 10 Seconds," "Complete Collection of Love Words"

...

Suddenly, something in their hearts snapped and shattered.

Your Majesty! When will you need these things!

After supplementing his knowledge, Lucifer had more confidence in taking down Yahweh. According to theoretical analysis, if Yahweh didn't have a special fondness for him, it would be impossible for him to repeatedly come from heaven to the mortal realm. So, he just needed to put in more effort and give more hints in other areas.

"Moreover, physical contact is an essential step in love," Lucifer decided to experience it himself. If he fails, he doesn't mind giving the demon who wrote this book a good thunderbolt.

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Somewhere in the mortal world, a fragrant flower field filled the air. Amidst it stood the silver-haired Yahweh, gazing at the endless sky. The magnificent and dreamlike flower field paled in comparison to his beauty. 

"Lucifer..." A barely audible whisper escaped his lips.

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